What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

When do you start "growing old"?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Why is every human messed up in some way?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : I don't drink

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

Me : No

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What's your review of the movie Poor Things?

He : Tea ?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : Thank you.

Do people of NYC drive around Central Park all the time? Is there any subway tunnel to cross the park quickly? Is it annoying for people and does it cause traffic?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

How can you maintain self-control?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : I'm 24.

He : Then let's have some coffee

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : Sure.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!